Session Start: Tue Oct 29 00:00:00 2013 Session Ident: #glitchpc [00:00] * Now talking in #glitchpc
[00:00] * Topic is 'Welcome to #glitchpc chat. Profanity, trolls, and impersonation are not welcome here. Street1 has become a Silent Keyboard. http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?page=lifestory&pid=139870551'
[00:18]<+Craig> http://www.wimp.com/laughingserious/
[00:18]<+Craig> Just watch it. ::P
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[00:24]<Nikhil> Hi evry one
[00:25]<Nikhil> can you plz tell me the resolution for printing a banner
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[12:26]<@BC_Programming> hayo
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[12:43]<@BC_Programming> Somebody asked "What does a Windows Key on a non-bootable hard drive look like".
[12:43]<@BC_Programming> I sent this
[12:43]<@BC_Programming> http://bc-programming.com/misc/windowskeyonnotbootingdrive.jpg
[12:44]<+camerongray> lol!
[12:45]<+camerongray> Bought new monitors :P
[12:45]<@BC_Programming> cool
[12:45]<+camerongray> Pair of 2560x1440 :P
[12:46]<@BC_Programming> I broke the updater, didn't realize until I had created the installer and added it to the database but it was too late lol
[12:47]<@BC_Programming> I still like version .10... "Fixes bug that causes version .10 to not be recognized as newer than .9"
[12:47]<+camerongray> lol!
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[12:49]<@BC_Programming> I also like being told about an issue, and I instantly think, I screwed up somewhere, so I'm poring through the code, trying to find the problem
[12:49]<@BC_Programming> then they are like "oh, I had the wrong server set in the config"
[12:51]<@BC_Programming> Not being facetious either, I do like it because it means it was working as intended after all
[12:52]<TuN> Hi all!
[12:53]<@BC_Programming> Hello TuN
[12:53]<@BC_Programming> if that is your real name
[12:53]<TuN> Ali is my real name
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[13:02]<Tux2> lol, wow, did I lose my voice?
[13:03]<@BC_Programming> It wasn't me
[13:03]<@Calum> nor me
[13:03]<@BC_Programming> imma check chanserv
[13:03]<+camerongray> Hey Calum
[13:03]<@Calum> hey camerongray, the man of a thousand monitors
[13:03]<+camerongray> lol!
[13:04]<Immental1200> Found the server specs
[13:04]<Immental1200> All dual processor.. all lots of drives and all decent RAM
[13:04]<+camerongray> Full specs? :P
[13:04]<@BC_Programming> VOP list is empty wut
[13:04]<Immental1200> I'd need a pc
[13:05]<Immental1200> Phone is too slow
[13:05]<+camerongray> lol, np
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[13:06]<@BC_Programming> :D
[13:07]<@BC_Programming> Hmm I should probably get a new monitor at some stage
[13:07]<Immental1200> But realistically there's bot a lot of good stuff left
[13:07]<Immental1200> Not
[13:07]<Immental1200> Michael is gonna nick all the drives out of a pair of them Cs they're sata
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[13:11]<+camerongray> These are the monitors I bought - Very nice! http://www.hazro.com/HZ27WB.php
[13:12]<@Calum> swap you one
[13:12]<+camerongray> lol
[13:12]<@BC_Programming> slow down, I'm still waiting for my keyboard, one thing at a time
[13:12]<+camerongray> haha
[13:12]<+camerongray> I don't like things that feel cheap or glossy plastic which was my main issue with the Korean ones
[13:12]<@BC_Programming> 490 POUNDS
[13:13]<+camerongray> This is aluminium
[13:13]<+camerongray> Well... £410 when I bought it
[13:13]<@Calum> like anyone buys them direct from Hazro
[13:13]<+camerongray> lol
[13:13]<+camerongray> Price wasn't too bad when I worked it out
[13:13]<@Calum> you could always buy the Dell 27"...same monitor...like £700ish?
[13:13]<+camerongray> lol
[13:13]<@BC_Programming> and I guess it is the thing you stare at
[13:14]<@Calum> I know you pay for the service with Dell though, excellent warranty
[13:14]<+camerongray> Didn't want to import from Korea so would have to get that DGM one (Which was basically a korean one) for like £330 or something, factor in a decent stand and you get like £400 in total
[13:14]<@Calum> yeah £410 is a decent price to be honest, I know mine was like £220 but yours has a real brand on it :P
[13:14]<+camerongray> yeah
[13:15]<+camerongray> My friends reaction was a bit more "WHAT!"
[13:16]<@BC_Programming> heh apparently we got some work done by freelancers
[13:16]<@BC_Programming> I'm tasked with actually making what they made usable... should be fun. offshore devs too
[13:16]<@Calum> heh
[13:17]<@BC_Programming> It will be an adventure, not unlike one's first experience with authentic Mexican food, unpleasant, messy, but for some reason you want to do it again
[13:18]<+camerongray> haha
[13:19]<+camerongray> So many offshore people on Freelancer
[13:19]<+camerongray> Don't know why, but it annoys me when they use the word "Sir"
[13:21]<@BC_Programming> ours were on ELance
[13:22]<+camerongray> Oh yeah BC - This was my recent uni coursework - Can you just imagine the fun that was had! http://pastebin.com/zzmQseGs
[13:22]<@BC_Programming> Basically i have to make new solutions to make them reference the other projects rather than the built DLLs the freelancers were sent, get it in the SVN, build installers, and add it to the Updater
[13:22]<@BC_Programming> Because the Updater is like, important now
[13:23]<@BC_Programming> (that's why I broke it... :P)
[13:25]<+camerongray> Calum: I take it since I didn't pick pre-10:00 or pre-12:00 delivery it should come after 12:00?
[13:25]<@Calum> Cassie's just decided that answering her phone is clearly too mainstream or something, hope she enjoys 20 missed calls....
[13:25]<+camerongray> lol!
[13:25]<@Calum> camerongray: it'll depend when the DPD driver is around your area, it could be anytime
[13:25]<+camerongray> Ahh cool
[13:26]<+camerongray> I'm out between 10 and 12 :P
[13:26]<@Calum> paying for earlier delivery just guarantees that time
[13:26]<@Calum> they text you in the morning with a 1 hour slot
[13:26]<+camerongray> Oh yeah, forgot about that!
[13:26]<@Calum> if you left your mobile number that is. They email you as well anyway
[13:26]<+camerongray> I have to say, DPD have impressed me recently
[13:27]<@Calum> they're not bad nowadays actually from the dealings I've had with them
[13:27]<@BC_Programming> I have the Roslyn .NET compiler preview
[13:27]<@BC_Programming> you jelly
[13:27]<+camerongray> Yeah
[13:27]<@BC_Programming> yeah you jelly
[13:27]<+camerongray> lol
[13:27]<+camerongray> Had an interesting Yodel experience recently
[13:28]<@Calum> they delivered a parcel on time and undamaged?
[13:28]<@BC_Programming> nothing so Droll
[13:28]<+camerongray> Opened the flat to find the driver shouting a name out the main door, then like 10 seconds later I get divebombed by a dog :P
[13:28]<@Calum> no interesting would be too mild a word for that...unprecedented maybe
[13:28]<@Calum> hah
[13:28]<+camerongray> lol
[13:28]<+camerongray> Good job I like dogs
[13:29]<@BC_Programming> I still wonder what I won from that contest
[13:29]<@BC_Programming> you know the thing the neighbors we had stole from me >:(
[13:29]<+camerongray> Oh yeah
[13:29]<@BC_Programming> probably one of their trinket prizes
[13:31]<+camerongray> haha - Answered yet?
[13:31]<@Calum> nope
[13:31]<@BC_Programming> no I'm pretty sure the prize wasn't women
[13:32]<@Calum> she's left me with a bowl of chili in the microwave, which I can't make work, and she's thrown away the instructions
[13:32]<@Calum> and all the cutlery and other bowls need washing up so I can't even warm it up on the oven
[13:32]<@Calum> becasue the water takes about 2 hours to get hot enough to wash anything
[13:32]<+camerongray> haha
[13:32]<+camerongray> How can't you work a microwave?
[13:32]<@Calum> so unless I sit there boiling the kettle for hours on end pouring it over stuff to wash it up, I can't fecking eat
[13:32]<@BC_Programming> easily
[13:33]<+camerongray> Don't you like just press the time on it and press start?
[13:33]<@BC_Programming> I'm not working a microwave as we speak, in fact
[13:33]<@Calum> it's not that simple, believe me
[13:33]<+camerongray> haha!
[13:33]<+camerongray> lol
[13:33]<@Calum> I pressed the start button, it does nothing
[13:33]<@Calum> I pressed every button in fact
[13:33]<+camerongray> Did it let you put the time in?
[13:33]<@Calum> all I get is loads of different menus
[13:33]<@Calum> and it beeps annoyingly every time
[13:33]<+camerongray> haha
[13:33]<@Calum> yeah I can put the time in, then press start, does nothing
[13:33]<+camerongray> Do you need to select power level?
[13:33]<@Calum> I pulled the plug, like rebooting a microwave will help
[13:34]<@Calum> I might have to sit here and google for the instruction manual, ffs
[13:34]<+camerongray> On mine (Panasonic) you need to press "Micro Power" then put the time in then start
[13:34]<@Calum> ok so I just walked up to it and hit the start button and it's now working....
[13:34]<@BC_Programming> then send the manufacturers the "basics of interaction design" book
[13:34]<+camerongray> haha
[13:35]<@BC_Programming> I want to heat a bowl of chili, not take a engineering course
[13:35]<@BC_Programming> I always like how microwaves have a "popcorn" button but all popcorn says "DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON"
[13:36]<@Calum> seriously this thing is way too complicated, a microwave needs one button
[13:36]<@Calum> press it to start, press it again to add time
[13:36]<@Calum> open the door to stop it
[13:36]<@Calum> job jobbed
[13:36]<+camerongray> haha
[13:36]<@BC_Programming> ours has a quick minute button, pressing it adds a minute
[13:36]<@BC_Programming> still need to hit start though
[13:36]<+camerongray> Ahh
[13:36]<+camerongray> Mine has trolled me before
[13:36]<@BC_Programming> then again when the start button is pressed it actually starts so there is that
[13:37]<+camerongray> 10min button and 10sec button
[13:37]<@BC_Programming> Actually I wonder if maybe something is stuck in the door?
[13:37]<+camerongray> I have done that
[13:37]<+camerongray> Like you do 30 seconds and walk away but it's actually 30 mins
[13:37]<@BC_Programming> we had an ancient microwave. One time I opened it and it stayed on... scared the crap out of me
[13:37]<+camerongray> hahaha!
[13:38]<@Calum> this thing has 7 buttons and a rotary knob
[13:38]<@BC_Programming> a rotary knob, wtf
[13:38]<+camerongray> Oh yeah, those ones
[13:38]<@Calum> and helpfully, the knob is marked "power - weight - timer"
[13:38]<@Calum> so what's it for? all of those things together?
[13:38]<+camerongray> Is it a Tesco one by chance?
[13:38]<@BC_Programming> oh yeah that clears it up doesn't it
[13:38]<@Calum> Sainsbury's but probably the same
[13:39]<+camerongray> Yeah
[13:39]<+camerongray> We had one of them in school - It didn't end well when people couldn't set the time properly
[13:39]<@Calum> I might take it back
[13:39]<+camerongray> lol!
[13:39]<@Calum> see how she likes that
[13:39]<+camerongray> "Cassie, I took the microwave back, I couldn't work it"
[13:40]<@Calum> oh wait, I can't, because the instant it got through the door she threw away every single thing relating to it, like she always does
[13:40]<+camerongray> haha
[13:40]<+camerongray> They also removed the microwave from the labs at uni because "People kept blowing it up"
[13:40]<@Calum> what if we need to return....oh, too late, you've shredded and incinerated the receipt, box and everything that could possibly identify it, cool
[13:40]<@Calum> blowing it up?
[13:41]<+camerongray> No idea, that was all the email said
[13:41]<@Calum> hah, nice
[13:41]<@BC_Programming> overboiling water is fun
[13:41]<+camerongray> They also kept blowing kettles up too somehow so now we have a water heater
[13:41]<@Calum> is that when you superheat it?
[13:41]<@BC_Programming> clean glass, distilled water, microwave on high
[13:41]<@Calum> and when you move it it instantly boils like crazy?
[13:41]<@BC_Programming> it can't boil or something because the water has nowhere to form vapour or something
[13:42]<@BC_Programming> if it get's disturbed though it basically "explodes"
[13:42]<@Calum> yeah that's what I was thinking of
[13:42]<@BC_Programming> dangerous what with it being you know boiling hot
[13:43]<+camerongray> Yeah
[13:43]<+camerongray> At home my mum somehow made an egg explode
[13:43]<+camerongray> She was warming it up in the microwave or something daft (It was already boiled) - Went fine until she tried to cut it
[13:43]<+camerongray> There was a bang and egg literally everywhere
[13:44]<+camerongray> Also blew up a salmon in our last microwave - Had to get a new one eventually as we couldn't get the smell out
[13:44]<@BC_Programming> "Why does your microwave smell like an bad brothel?"
[13:44]<@Calum> haha
[13:45]<@Calum> as opposed to a good one?
[13:45]<+camerongray> haha!
[13:46]<+Tux2> lol
[13:46]<@BC_Programming> Good one's also have Arcades
[13:46]<+Tux2> Of course I don't even use a microwave
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[13:46]<+camerongray> Oh... you're one of those healthy people who can be bothered to cook
[13:46]<+camerongray> :P
[13:46]<+Tux2> rolf!
[13:47]<+camerongray> BC_Programming: Tux is making dog noises again :P
[13:47]<@BC_Programming> lol
[13:49]<+Tux2> I've used a microwave before, but didn't like how the food tasted
[13:49]<@Calum> We usually cook, I don't even know why we have a microwave, especially as she moaned when I mentioned microwave burgers and stuff
[13:49]<@BC_Programming> I think I'll NOT leave this SNES game that cost ~100 dollars sitting on the floor
[13:49]<+camerongray> lol
[13:49]<+camerongray> Well... That's because it's a microwaave burger :P
[13:49]<@Calum> literally the only thing we've used it for since buying it like last week is to reheat this chili, which has been a disaster so far
[13:49]<+camerongray> I do put most stuff in the oven but ours is crap and takes so long to heat up
[13:50]<@Calum> but we cook everything, so what else is it for apart from easy to make meals, like microwave burgers? :P
[13:51]<+Tux2> I have a toaster oven, and it's what I use instead of a microwave... cooking times are just multiplied from seconds to minutes
[13:51]<+camerongray> Ahh
[13:52]<@BC_Programming> My MP3 player apparently works again
[13:52]<@BC_Programming> was sure it was dead... didn't do anything no matter what, plug it into the PC and nope nuthin
[13:53]<@BC_Programming> just plugged it in and now it's charging
[13:53]<@BC_Programming> Make up your mind are you trash or not
[13:55]<+camerongray> lol
[13:56]<+Tux2> lol
[13:57]<+Tux2> making popcorn at the moment for lunch
[13:57]<@BC_Programming> I was going to replace it but realized that I never use it anyway these days
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[16:13]<Immental1200> Well. Servers.
[16:14]<Immental1200> Three HP Proliant DL360 G7's. With two X5650s and 12GB of RAM.
[16:15]<Immental1200> One has 6 600GB SAS drives...
[16:15]<Immental1200> One has 3 300GB ones
[16:15]<Immental1200> All have 2 146GB SAS drives
[16:15]<Immental1200> camerongray ^
[16:15]<Immental1200> :P
[16:16]<Immental1200> Then, there's another G7 with a pair of quad cores, 6GB RAM and 300/146 mixed drives.
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[16:44]<jamer> We about broke a nao today
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[17:29]<+camerongray> Immental1200: Nice! Free?
[17:30]<Immental1200> Haha you have to be joking
[17:30]<+camerongray> lol
[17:31]<Immental1200> FINALLY
[17:31]<Immental1200> Fixed my Wireless.
[17:31]<Immental1200> Windows Updates added a new driver for me... turned it into a Qualcomm Atheros Wireless Network Adapter
[17:31]<Immental1200> I sat there thinking, it's a god damn TP Link stick. What the hell.
[17:52]<@BC_Programming> they probably use the Atheros chipset
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[19:39]<jamer> You know what.. If im banned forever from ch i wouldnt care.. I never did anything wrong..
[20:03]<Magiobiwan> Idk why I idle in there
[20:03]<Magiobiwan> I never bother parting here to takl there
[20:03]<Magiobiwan> Fuck them basically
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[20:55]<PCdoc> Hahaha bc nice post
[20:55]<PCdoc> The hacker one
[20:55]<PCdoc> BC_Programming, hehe
[20:57]<@BC_Programming> thx
[20:58]<PCdoc> The city municipal corporation and electricity board negligance lead to my laser printer dead. A tubelight and surge protector burst loud
[20:58]<PCdoc> Lots of loss
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[22:24]<+Craig> Hey Guys
[22:24]<@BC_Programming> hey Craig
[22:25]<+Craig> How goes it?
[22:25]<@BC_Programming> good... just spent an hour debugging a problem that turned out to be a typo in a configuration file
[22:25]<@BC_Programming> but that's fine since it means the program was working all along
[22:27]<@BC_Programming> Also been trying to finish my tree farm in Minecraft Single player
[22:28]<@BC_Programming> Still need Spruce and Jungle and now Acacia and Dark Oak
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